July 10, 2008

parting lines and what they actually mean...

Here is a collection of cliched parting lines used by people when they are juss plain bored of you and want to break up...
My advice---DONT fall for these and weep ur heart out...just realise that the person DOSENT want you in his/her life--this is reality and the sooner u face it, the better it is for you...
please note---there might be exceptions...so all said and done, you and only you would know best :)
just that its only human to believe what we want to believe...
but somewhere deep within,behind all the pretence and self-consolation, we all know what the truth actually is...


here are some typical lines...please feel free to add to the list...afterall there are a million hearts out here which could do with some enlightenment....

--->"no its not about you...its about me."
which actually means u dumbass! it is all about u...the only thing about me is that i think i deserve better than you

--->"i like you too much and thts why im doin this"
which actually means i think ur a gullible idiot and i want you to stay that way--forever thinking that perhaps i like u

--->"I did tht because i wanted you to hate me.but its ok, i dont deserve to be understood.."
which actually means i dont give a damn whether u understand me or not because if i did, it would never be okay...

--->"I have nothin to say."
which actually means i actually have nothing to say..but i know ul'l keep thinking otherwise and thats exactly why im telling you

--->"Somethings are better left like this.dont ask any questions please."
which actually means because if u do, i wouldent know how to answer them

---> "you are very sweet...i dont deserve you."
which actually means i deserve someone much better...

--->"I understand ...im really sorry i caused u soo much pain.i deserve to go away.."
which actually means im really fed up of you and wish to go away

---> "u dont need this...ive caused enough damage already."
which actually means i dont need this...uve caused enough damage already

--->"ive got a lotta problems...and u seriously dont need to face thm all with me."
which actually means we are mutually exclusive people and i dont think we should interfere in each others life

*makes a sad face* "cant we like, keep in touch or something?"
which actually means i know ur going to say 'no' to this, but its just a formality--u know 'breaking up manners'!

--->"I care a lot about u...but its ok, i wont explain."
which actually means yeah its all okay...because i dont care enough to explain...

--->"u know i was never good with words."
which actually means im saving my lines for someone better than you...

--->"Some yrs down the line,ul'l laugh at this and itll all seem juvenile then."
which actually means im actually laughing at you right now...

--->"I know no matter wht, il'l never be able to make up for it.u deserve a lot better."
which actually means I actually deserve a lot better but im going to place the blame on you..and dont u get it,u brainless cupidstricken wacko, that when i say i wouldent be able to make up for it, it just means that i dont care to even try

--->"u dont know wht im goin through...u dont know how much it is hurting me."
which actually means i dont need u in my life because i think ul just be an additional responsibility which im not ready for...

15 comments:

Urv said...

"Lets just be friends"

No matter how/what is said, bottom line is: It hurts...

Rambler said...

"
--->"ive got a lotta problems...and u seriously dont need to face thm all with me."
which actually means we are mutually exclusive people and i dont think we should interfere in each others life"

this to me was a little surprising.

lukkydivz said...

omg priiiiii u post the right things at the right time and enlighten minds...i love u so much for this !!

p.s - that doesn't necessarily mean am undergoing one :D

RiĆ  said...

he he gud ones!!and most of them r like done to death...and yet ppl use the same cliched lines. I guess v got to b more innovative.

Vrijilesh Rai said...

Wassup Doc? researching on Heartbreak or something?

Ankur said...

hehe.. gud one!!!

but sometimes ppl leave leave witout sayin... how abt tat!! ;)
lolzz


CheerS!!!

Solitaire said...

You put humor into a sad thing called a breakup.

ash89 said...

Another one-
I need some time to sort out my life!
It means... omg I'm so fed up of u! Atleast leave me alone for some time! :P

Unknown said...

Just look at the way they act around you, or look into their eyes, and you'll know exactly how they feel about you.

Anonymous said...

i need to know what line wud u believe if someone wanted to propose to you ;)


your secret admirer

WritingsForLife said...

well... i do agree with some of the lines and meanings but not really all... its not always about the other person... sometimes its about you and the circumstances... sometimes you just love someone too much that you let them go, for their own good.

maverick said...

hmmm...interesting collection...u must ve spend sometime on gathering all this... :D

Anonymous said...

being an agony aunt pays off hain na pri?
itna saara gyaan milta hain logo se ki u will never fall for these suckers :))

La vida Loca said...

lol ing away

IncorrigibleV said...

funny and informative at the same time :)